Oh, Christmas Tree! Oh, Christmas Tree!
Your leaves are made of paper.
Oh, Christmas Tree! Oh, Christmas Tree!
You're quite the fire danger.
By crafting you, I saved some bucks.
But halfway through, I thought, "This sucks!"
Oh, Christmas Tree! Oh, Christmas Tree!
I guess you'll do, my dear.
Oh, Christmas Tree! Oh, Christmas Tree!
We'll say goodbye at New Year's.
You'll do your job. We'll open gifts.
Then to the trash, you'll be dismissed...
Oh, Christmas Tree! Oh, Christmas Tree!
It's not about the décor.
Oh, Christmas Tree! Oh Christmas Tree!
We know to life there's much more.
Family, friends, and tons of love,
and baby Jesus from above.
Oh, Christmas Tree! Oh, Christmas Tree!
We look forward to the good times.
Oh, Christmas Tree! Oh, Christmas Tree!
I think I'm out of clever rhymes.
Hope you enjoyed this made-up song,
and that you sing it all day long!
Oh, Christmas tree! Oh, Christmas tree!
How comically we honor thee!